dirtygirl says...visit my online store. half my profits go to abused & abandoned animals, that's how I sleep
the other half goes to me and that's how I eat.
As in, given a choice, which would you choose?
Thanks to the “economic downturn” I now only work 4 days a week, and consequently, I make less money. Even before the New Job Math, a few people had left, a few had been let go and like everywhere else, job duties are being absorbed willy-nilly and everyone is [...]
I can see my cat’s teeny pink boy nipples.
I have the most annoying cat in the world. He drags broccoli from the garbage to gnaw on in the the living room, like a dog with a bone. He follows me from room to room to room, like a dog with an anxiety disorder. He buries [...]
“The elevens are up” - a reference to the two cords on the back of a your neck that stand out prominently after a lifetime of heavy drinking, a sign that your end is near.
“You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. [...]
