Category: scribbler

Ma, just find me and leave me a fucking message.

These are the facts, so far: On Thursday, January 7,  a 39-year-old man and the…

A friend of mine died this week. The older I get, the more often I’m…

It’s the stuff you don’t see coming you gotta look out for.

Because sometimes the mirror has more than two faces, and none of them are mine.

My vagina can crack the walnuts in my knees.

I’m oddly superstitious, by which I mean I’m superstitious about odd things, like red cars, green motorcycles, & numbers, like eight. I hate eights. This week, I turned 58.

Because you are 96% water, and I am 96% bread.

That age where your internal editor has quit, and truth just falls out of your mouth.

Because I have fat in places I used to have angles.

Because without you there is no me. More to the point, without you, there is too much of me.

Early. It can be later than you think.

I love editing and proofreading other people’s work for many reasons. I love finding mistakes—correction:…

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today. 

In our end of year Holiday Gang Bang, 15 Naked Ladies gather in one virtual room and ask each other, “If you had a daughter, would you want her to work in the business today?”

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today. 

The legendary and adorable GEORGINA SPELVIN, of the Devil In Miss Jones fame, joins the conversation.

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today. 

Globe-trotting glamour-gal, KELLY HAYWORTH stops in to chat with the Naked Ladies about the where of the work.

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today. 

Former New York City madam LZ HANSEN sits in with the Naked Ladies to talk about our “regulars,” and those that are a little “irregular.”

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today. 

ANTONIA CRANE, author of the memoir, SPENT, rants along with the Naked Ladies about what do you do when the music stops, you age out, or you just can’t do it anymore? What comes next?

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today.

It’s our Hanukkah edition and JESSICA PAULINE helps answer the age-old question – What’s a nice Jewish girl like you, doing in a place like this??

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today. 

ANTONIA CRANE, author of the memoir, SPENT, joins us as we talk about being a sexual being involved in the business of sex. Do you ever get turned on?

3 naked ladies talk about their view from the stages and laps of the 70′s, 80′s, 90′s and today.

CANDIDA ROYALLE founded Femme Productions and changed the porn industry. But you have to wonder, the first time she got Naked for Money, was that her plan? The Naked Ladies talk with Candida about having a plan–or not.

Big Edie, Bruce Springsteen, and Killer Joe.

Big Edie, milk chocolate, and white lies

I’d never planned on having kids, but I’ve been wondering. I had a Barbie once; I used her as a hammer on whatever I could find until her head imploded.