The Infinite Monkey Theorem: Given enough time, a hypothetical monkey typing at random will almost surely produce all of Shakespeare’s plays.
Wikipedia: The probability of a monkey exactly typing a complete work such as Shakespeare’s Hamlet is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time even a hundred thousand orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low, but not actually zero.
Not. Actually. Zero. I haven’t had a drink in over thirty years. Longshots are what this particular monkey does best. Welcome to my brain.
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Or at least not another wrong man.
