I drove blind pig drunk for five accident & ticket free years. Part of that time I worked for the Parking Violations Bureau, doing collections, tracking down & harassing deadbeat scofflaws. At 40, just over the invisible age line of so cute a wink and a nod makes trouble disappear, I moved to Brooklyn and began my own parking ticket collection. I like to think of the NYC PVB as Adult Ed, with tuition payments on an installment plan.
