Tag: fat

middle aged lazy

Knees (and my vagina)

My vagina can crack the walnuts in my knees.

middle aged lazy

I Am Bread

Because you are 96% water, and I am 96% bread.

middle aged lazy

New Fat / Old Age

Because I have fat in places I used to have angles.

middle aged lazy

Crossing Lines

Because without you there is no me. More to the point, without you, there is too much of me.