Tag: health

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Makin’ Food My Bitch

I’ve been a vegetarian, a vegan, a pescatarian, and a locavore. For years I was off beef, but ate poultry. But, the more I knew the less I would eat, until my next “revelation.”

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Knees (and my vagina)

My vagina can crack the walnuts in my knees.

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I Am Bread

Because you are 96% water, and I am 96% bread.

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New Fat / Old Age

Because I have fat in places I used to have angles.

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Crossing Lines

Because without you there is no me. More to the point, without you, there is too much of me.