orphan-age

No matter how old you are when you lose that second parent, you’re an orphan. It’s not the same as when you’re 5 or even 15, but when you’re 50ish it’s lonely.

crazy sweater

It’s so easy to see crazy when someone else is wearing it.
I watched a documentary last night, Confessions of a Superhero. The title refers to the Hollywood characters who live off tips by dressing as superheros and having photos taken with tourists. Okay, it’s a gig. It’s better than a total panhandle, there’s entertainment value [...]

the cowardly liar

What? How was I supposed to know?
One minute I’m playing with a perfectly fine red nosed pit bull and the next thing I know the dog’s person is flirting with me. Tall. Handsome. With a thick Irish brogue. Right off the bat he asks if I’m married & I ask the same thing right back. [...]