Dear Spambots,
I am not Black. Or Christian. Or Dating. So, please, enough with all that.
I am Cranky. Old. and Jewish. Please send offers for Exciting! Low-priced! One-of-a-Kind! Park Benches. Or Sensible Shoes. Or Home Delivery of Brisket Sandwiches. Now, get off my lawn!
Sincerely,
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