 |
| what’s the sound of two edies talking? |
Me: Ma, I just think it’s time to see a geriatric specialist. I mean, if you had a baby, where would you take it?
Big Edie: I’d drown it, in the river. I have two cats, I don’t have time for a baby.
Me: Okay…if you knew someone who had a baby, where would you tell them to take it?
Big Edie: To the river. To drown it.
