a hand full of oregano

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what’s the sound of two edies talking?

Scene: Big Edie’s 91-year-old beau’s birthday dinner. With his family.

Big Edie: You were a handful. You sold that thing. In a bag. But it wasn’t, it was something else.

Me:  When I sold vitamins in junior high, to kids who thought they were Seconals and Nembutals?

Big Edie:  No. In a bag. A spice.

Me: The crystal meth, that I said was cocaine?

Big Edie: No!! In a bag…Oregano!!! You sold oregano and said it was…

Me: Pot? No. I never sold pot.

Big Edie: I know. You sold Oregano.

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