Yesterday, between the hours of Late Night O’Clock and Time for Work O’Thirty I lay in bed and:
- Cuddled a cat
- Flipped my pillow
- Watched a neighbor lady vomit into her flowers by moonlight
- Listened to a cat vomit in the dark
- Masturbated
- Peed
- Checked out Facebook four different times
- Photoshopped one of me three different ways
- Instagramed twice
- Twittered, but only once
- Tossed
- Turned
- Merged and organized all my bookmarks from Chrome, Firefox, and Google
- Cleaned out the “Camera Roll” on my iPhone
- Cleaned up kitty vomit
- Cuddled another kitty
- Poked the “snooze” button
Then I got up, got dressed, got a seat on the subway and fell asleep immediately for a blissful 8 stops. #8hours #8stops #itsallthesame
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