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I can see my cat’s teeny pink boy nipples. I have the most annoying cat…

“The elevens are up” – a reference to the two cords on the back of a…

I can smell a sharkskin suit and a pair of gators from a block away….

  I drove blind pig drunk for five accident & ticket free years. Part of that time I…

It takes me time to figure out how I feel. Most people can name that…

The voices in my head are chitter chatter chitter chatter never ending — some days…

I am roasting a chicken. I’m not hungry – and I don’t plan on having…