Tag: food issues

There was a time when I looked better naked than I did clothed. I was…

I’ve been a vegetarian, a vegan, a pescatarian, and a locavore. For years I was off beef, but ate poultry. But, the more I knew the less I would eat, until my next “revelation.”

My vagina can crack the walnuts in my knees.

Because you are 96% water, and I am 96% bread.

Because I have fat in places I used to have angles.

Because without you there is no me. More to the point, without you, there is too much of me.