Tag: funny
spooning mr. pants
Midnight. Spooning with Mr. Crazy Pants. My back to the window where a gentle early…
funny, you don’t look jewess
I keep getting confused between Rachel Shukert and Jillian Lauren. Both of them have hot…
selective memories
I have a bum leg. Actually, it’s a bum foot. A motorcycle accident in ’79…
apples and oranges
Sometimes I just need a warm and cozy corner to chill between hot dates. New…
job hunting AC/BC
Gone are the days of picking up a paper or picking a pocket. Everything from job hunting to theft is online now. Sometimes, it’s hard to tell one from the other.
colonoscoparty or there’s a party in my pants
I’m high risk for colon cancer. Okay, everybody gets something. I hadn’t minded until today….
a woman of a particular age
I never knew what that meant, a particular age. Then I got there, to that…
redlight greenlight
I drove blind pig drunk for five accident & ticket free years. Part of that time I…