It’s the stuff you don’t see coming you gotta look out for.
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Because sometimes the mirror has more than two faces, and none of them are mine.
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My vagina can crack the walnuts in my knees.
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I’m oddly superstitious, by which I mean I’m superstitious about odd things, like red cars, green motorcycles, & numbers, like eight. I hate eights. This week, I turned 58.
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Because you are 96% water, and I am 96% bread.
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